Before the paint has even dried on his parking spot, the recently divorced Travis uncovers the latest Washington power grab and decides there's only one solution: secession. The stunt pits Travis (and Texas) against the president, a golf-obsessed, progressive egomaniac with spotty leadership skills. The liberal elites are behind the president, and they will try every dirty trick to derail the new governor and hold on to the most prosperous state in the Union. Despite the doomsday threats from D.C., Travis forges ahead in a thrilling and hysterical quest to fight big-government tyranny and restore sanity to the nation.
Ok. So this is a novel. And it's a right-wing take on how left-leaning the Federal government has become (?) and how Texas should fix it. Here's what's going down for real in our fair state (which god help me I live in and completely do not understand). We've got the Texas State Guard to monitor a Navy SEAL exercise. Because, you know, we can't be bothered to be part of the union for heaven sake! This is not an Onion piece~ it's actually happening.
It would be interesting to know whether Governor Abbott ever read Bob Smiley's novel, and if so, does he know how ridiculous all of this is? I don't know which truth is worse-- if he actually believes that the Federal government is going to take over Texas? Or is he that easily swayed by the nutcases who are?
Houston is so not like the rest of Texas. I suspect Austin isn't, either. However, those with power and money (and there's lots of both in Texas) tend to do really weird stuff in government while we happily speak about a thousand different languages, listen to awesome music, and take care of each other here in H-town. I hope those in state government don't manage to wreck it for the rest of us.
Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott
Image Credit: Eric Gay/AP
Image Credit: Eric Gay/AP
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